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LIL LOCA $: I’m begging you, please do not try to use the word ratchet if you... →

imkimj:

I’m begging you, please do not try to use the word ratchet if you don’t know what it means.

Examples:

“MY MOM WON’T LET ME EAT CEREAL FOR DINNER SHE IS SO RATCHET”

“OMG THAT WATERMELON IS SO RATCHET ITS NOT EVEN CUT!!!”

“GIRL YOU’RE SO RATCHET YOU’RE WEARING THE COLOR BLUE”

“MY MOM SAID I…

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— 8 months ago with 229 notes
butdeja:

would deep throat these pancakes rn

butdeja:

would deep throat these pancakes rn

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— 8 months ago with 23678 notes
Mitt Romney sucks pass it on

rawrboots:

Oh my god the NOTES

HAD TO REBLOG AGAIN !!!

there are only a little over 9million users on Tumblr..almost every single damn person has liked this post. Tumblr has the power!

Never not reblogging because it gets truer and truer every day.

I WILL REBLOG EVERY TIME I SEE IT UNTIL NOVEMBER 6TH

every time.

re-reblogging because i can

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— 8 months ago with 14816940 notes